700 Pages, No Tan Lines! Sun Stories: Tales From A Tanning Salon

I was working at a local media company here in Philadelphia. One of my advertising clients was a tanning salon. I became friendly with the owner. He was always complaining about his staff. I asked if I could start moonlighting there for some extra income.

He immediately hired me. One shift became two, then three, and within a month or so, I became full-time. I was tired of working at the media company where I was currently employed. A publication that was no longer relevant in this city. Print was basically dead, but tanning salons were hanging by a thread.

But I enjoyed working there. It was a fun job. I met a lot of great people during my time there. But with every job, there are always challenges… and temptations.

Sun Stories: Tales from a Tanning Salon, takes you on a sunny, and sometimes dark journey of my time working there. It’s filled with funny, unique, and sometimes cringe-worthy tanning stories. But there were other forces at work there. What began as an easy part-time gig, slowly evolved into a story filled with love, obsession, sex, and misadventure.

Definitely NSFW!

Not my best work.

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Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jump Back In The Dating Pool… Here’s CRAZY DATING STORIES

Here is the complete collection of all of the Crazy Dating Stories books in one anthology. If you like reading about true stories about dates from hell, then you’re in for a treat. I dare you not to laugh at these insane tales from my life in the dating world over the last 30 years.

Sometimes funny, sometimes stomach-churning, it’s all here in its uncensored glory for your reading pleasure! You’ve been warned!

In “CRAZY DATING STORIES,” embark on a rollercoaster journey through the unpredictable landscape of modern romance. Brace yourself for a whirlwind of hilarious mishaps, unexpected connections, and jaw-dropping encounters that will leave you laughing, cringing, and nodding in empathetic understanding.

As our intrepid author navigates the wild world of dating, you’ll find yourself immersed in tales of comical misunderstandings, awkward encounters, and heartwarming moments of connection. From disastrous blind dates to unexpected serendipity, these stories will have you questioning the very nature of love and human connection. But “CRAZY DATING STORIES” isn’t just about the misadventures; it’s a journey of self-discovery.

Along the way, you’ll witness our author’s growth, resilience, and the enduring hope that keeps them diving headfirst into the dating pool, no matter how many curveballs life throws their way.

So, prepare to laugh, gasp, and perhaps even shed a tear as you delve into the pages of this candid, entertaining, and ultimately heartwarming collection of dating escapades. “CRAZY DATING STORIES” is a testament to the enduring spirit of those who dare to seek love in the face of chaos.

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PHICKLEPHILLY: One Man’s Journey to Find Love In Philadelphia

This is where it all began! My very first published book!

Love at first swipe! One man’s story of returning to Philadelphia in search of the perfect girlfriend. Will he succeed or fail miserably in his quest to find love in this city?

This is a funny and sometimes heart-wrenching tale of a man trying to navigate the pitfalls of the modern dating world in the city of Philadelphia in the mid-2000s.

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Top review from the United States for PHICKLEPHILLY

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5.0 out of 5 stars You will be entertained and educated!

Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2020

I love this teaser. I found Phicklephilly online when he first started blogging, and I have not been disappointed. He had me at the post where he was hanging out with a beautiful woman he works with and having to carry around a large banner from a work event. He’s fun, thoughtful, and provides lots of life experience advice.

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Tales of Rock: Forever Rocking: A 61-Year-Old’s Endless Stage Fantasy

Age may be a number, but the love for rock music and the dream of being center stage remain timeless. At 61, a former musician and dedicated rock enthusiast finds solace, nostalgia, and a burst of energy every time a great song ignites the airwaves.

The Power of Musical Memory

As the opening chords of a favorite rock anthem reverberate, it’s not just a sound; it’s a portal to the past. The rush of memories from the heydays of youth, the thrill of live performances, and the camaraderie of fellow music lovers all come flooding back.

Stage Presence Never Fades

The allure of the stage is eternal. In the mind’s eye, this seasoned music aficionado transforms into the rock god of yesteryear, commanding the stage with unrivaled charisma. The dream of delivering electrifying guitar solos to a sea of cheering fans is a fantasy that refuses to age.

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A Symphony of Nostalgia

Each riff, beat, and lyric becomes a symphony of nostalgia, carrying the listener back to the golden era of rock. The songs that once provided the soundtrack to rebellion, love, and youthful exuberance now serve as a time machine, transporting the soul to the unforgettable moments of the past.

Rock’s Timeless Relevance

Rock music’s enduring relevance is a testament to its ability to transcend generations. The fact that a 61-year-old can still be transported to a realm of youthful energy and boundless possibilities speaks to the timelessness of rock’s impact on the human spirit.

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The Air Guitar Symphony

While the physical demands of rocking on stage may change with age, the spirit remains unwavering. In the privacy of one’s space, the air guitar takes center stage, and the fantasy of playing alongside legendary bands becomes a personal, unbridled performance.

Connecting Through Music

• The beauty of music lies in its ability to connect people across time and space. Whether reminiscing about the glory days or discovering new sounds, the shared love for rock creates a bridge between the young and the young at heart. As the chords of a great rock song continue to echo in the ears of a 61-year-old, the stage lights of memory illuminate a timeless fantasy. In the realm of rock, age is but a number, and the dream of standing before thousands, bathed in applause, remains forever etched in the heart of a true rock enthusiast.

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Pro Wrestling: Redneck Theater – Where Sports and Entertainment Collide

In the heart of the American cultural landscape, there exists a form of entertainment that is as unique as it is captivating – professional wrestling, often referred to as “Redneck Theater.” This amalgamation of athleticism, drama, and larger-than-life personas has enthralled audiences for generations. Today, we delve into the world of pro wrestling, exploring its roots, its evolution, and what makes it such an enduring and beloved form of entertainment.

A Spectacle Rooted in Tradition

Professional wrestling traces its roots back to the carnival sideshows and traveling circuses of the 19th century. What began as a display of physical prowess soon evolved into scripted bouts with heroes and villains, captivating audiences with their athleticism and storytelling skills.

The Rise of Wrestling Promotions

The transition from the carnival circuit to organized wrestling promotions marked a turning point in the industry. Promoters like Vince McMahon Sr., Verne Gagne, and others brought pro wrestling to television screens, expanding its reach and popularity.

Redneck Theater: The Art of Storytelling

At its core, professional wrestling is theater. The ring serves as a stage where athletes and entertainers become larger-than-life characters. The drama unfolds as these characters engage in fierce rivalries and intricate storylines, all designed to keep fans on the edge of their seats.

The Stars of the Show

Pro wrestling has given rise to some of the most iconic and enduring personalities in entertainment history. From “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s rebellious anti-hero to the charismatic and flamboyant nature of The Rock, these characters have transcended the squared circle, becoming cultural icons.

Athleticism and Showmanship

While the storytelling aspect is crucial, professional wrestling is, at its core, a sport. Wrestlers train extensively to perform breathtaking maneuvers and execute matches that combine athleticism with showmanship. The result is a unique blend of competition and entertainment.

Live Events and the Fan Experience

One of the most significant aspects of pro wrestling is the live event experience. Fans pack arenas, creating an electric atmosphere that’s impossible to replicate. The chants, cheers, and jeers of the audience become an integral part of the show, adding to its theatrical nature.

The Global Appeal

Professional wrestling’s appeal is not limited to any one demographic or geographic location. It has a global following, with fans in countries around the world. Promotions like WWE, AEW, NJPW, and others have international reach, making it a universal form of entertainment.

Behind the Curtain

While the scripted nature of pro wrestling is well-known, the dedication and sacrifices of the athletes are often overlooked. Wrestlers endure grueling training regimens, travel extensively, and risk injury each time they step into the ring.

The Enduring Legacy

Professional wrestling, often dubbed “Redneck Theater,” has evolved from its humble beginnings to become a worldwide phenomenon. Its unique blend of athleticism, storytelling, and larger-than-life characters continues to captivate audiences young and old, ensuring its place in the annals of entertainment history. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or someone curious about this captivating world, professional wrestling is a testament to the power of storytelling, athleticism, and the enduring appeal of larger-than-life characters. It’s a form of entertainment that continues to bring people together, creating unforgettable moments and memories that last a lifetime.

Incidentally, Wrestlemania’s 40th anniversary is being celebrated this weekend at Lincoln Financial Field! Read more here:

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LAWNDALE 2: The Terrifying Sequel You Never Saw Coming

Prepare to dive headfirst into the sordid underbelly of LAWNDALE in this jaw-dropping sequel that pulls absolutely no punches.

Who knew that beneath the picturesque façade lurked a web of deceit, scandals, and sensational twists that make even the wildest reality TV shows pale in comparison?

Meet the cast of characters whose lives are more tangled than a ball of yarn in the clutches of a pack of hyperactive kittens. If you ever visited this neighborhood it would be like sending a cub scout selling cookies into a village full of werewolves.

From pedophiles turned party planners to arson enthusiasts in “Arson and the Pyromaniacs,” this town has it all. Parents who beat their kids (and each other) while scheming drug deals over dinner parties. The alcoholics who moonlight as matchmakers for cheating spouses—after all, they’ve perfected the art of mixing things up. Like a trick-or-treat bag of apples filled with razor blades, this sequel has got it all.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Brace yourself for the shocking expose of the infamous “Bullies Exposed” chapter, where secrets of teen sluts and bullies intertwine, revealing a community drowning in a sea of scandalous affairs.

Teen deaths? Oh, you’ll get those too, along with fatal illnesses and tragic accidents, just to keep things spicy. And if you thought your world couldn’t get any crazier, prepare yourself for the cameo of “Perverts in the Park,” where mental illness meets incest, meets fatal attractions—truly a recipe for disaster.

So, buckle up for LAWNDALE 2, where every page will leave you gasping, guffawing, and questioning whether you ever truly knew your neighbors. Because behind the picket fences and manicured lawns, a world of intrigue, debauchery, and chaos awaits. Just remember, this isn’t your grandmother’s LAWNDALE.

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APRIL FOOLS! There is no LAWNDALE 2

The Divine Neighbor

In the vast tapestry of beliefs and speculation about the return of Jesus Christ, what if the much-anticipated moment has already transpired, and we simply failed to recognize it? What if the embodiment of divine love and compassion walked among us, not in grandiosity, but in the gentle demeanor of Mr. Rogers from the beloved children’s program, “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood”?

It’s an intriguing thought, one that invites us to consider the possibility that the Second Coming might not have been the grand spectacle we imagined. Instead, it unfolded quietly, with a soft-spoken man who invited us into his neighborhood, adorned in a cardigan and always ready to offer words of wisdom and comfort.

Fred Rogers, the creator and host of “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood,” left an indelible mark on generations of viewers. His teachings transcended the television screen, imparting invaluable life lessons that extended far beyond the realm of make-believe. Could it be that his gentle presence was a divine incarnation, a modern-day manifestation of love and kindness?

In the timeless teachings of Jesus Christ, messages of love, forgiveness, and compassion resonated. Similarly, Mr. Rogers’ philosophy centered around the importance of empathy, understanding, and embracing the inherent value of every individual. His simple acts of kindness and his commitment to fostering a sense of community mirrored the teachings attributed to the Messiah.

Consider the parallels: both figures embraced children, recognizing their purity and potential. Both encouraged us to be kind to our neighbors and to cultivate a sense of understanding. Both sought to create a space where everyone felt valued and loved. If we contemplate this notion, the divine essence of Jesus could have seamlessly intertwined with the essence of Mr. Rogers, leaving a legacy of love that continues to reverberate in the hearts of those who encountered his teachings.

The thought that the Second Coming was a gentle arrival, wrapped in the persona of a mild-mannered television host, challenges our preconceived notions of grandiosity. It nudges us to reflect on the true essence of divine love—simple, accessible, and present in the everyday moments of life.

So, the next time you revisit the neighborhood, remember that the divine might have been walking among us all along, imparting lessons of love, compassion, and the importance of being a good neighbor. After all, in the quiet wisdom of Mr. Rogers, we might find echoes of a timeless message that transcends the boundaries of space and time.

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Saturday Morning in Lawndale in the 60s & 70s

In the quiet streets of Lawndale, the dawn of a Saturday morning in the 1960s brought a familiar and cherished ritual for the kids of the neighborhood. Long before the sun kissed the rooftops, a sense of anticipation lingered in the air as children across Lawndale stirred in their beds, eager for the animated wonders that awaited them on the television screen.

The soft glow of the television set illuminated living rooms as kids tiptoed through the house, careful not to wake their still-sleeping parents. Clad in pajamas and wrapped in blankets, they gathered around the television, their eyes wide with excitement. The clock on the wall ticked closer to the magical hour when the airwaves would be filled with the enchanting melodies of theme songs and the vibrant colors of Saturday morning cartoons.

As the clock struck 7 AM, the television screen flickered to life, and Lawndale’s living rooms transformed into private theaters of childhood delight. The energetic theme songs of classics like “The Flintstones,” “The Jetsons,” and “Tom and Jerry” filled the air, signaling the start of a weekend adventure. Wide-eyed and captivated, the kids of Lawndale embarked on animated journeys, their laughter echoing through the air as they followed the antics of their favorite characters. The misadventures of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, the futuristic escapades of George Jetson, and the timeless cat-and-mouse chase of Tom and Jerry became the backdrop of Saturday morning escapades. Bugs Bunny and Road Runner were the kings!

Cereal bowls were filled with sugary delights, a colorful assortment of favorites from Froot Loops to Cocoa Puffs. The kids sat cross-legged, balancing bowls on their laps, immersed in a world where gravity-defying antics and talking animals were the norm.

As the morning sun ascended in the sky, the laughter and chatter of Lawndale’s children blended with the sounds of animated joy emanating from televisions across the neighborhood. The magic of Saturday morning cartoons was not just a visual delight but a shared experience that united the community in the simple pleasures of childhood.

With each passing cartoon and every shared giggle, the kids of Lawndale created memories that would endure long after the cartoons concluded. As the final credits rolled, signaling the end of the animated extravaganza, the kids bid farewell to their favorite characters until the following Saturday.

As the sun bathed Lawndale in its mid-morning glow, the children dispersed from their makeshift theaters, each carrying a pocketful of animated dreams and a heart full of Saturday morning delight. The streets of Lawndale came alive with the sounds of weekend adventures as the kids, fueled by the magic of Saturday morning cartoons, ventured out to explore the day’s possibilities, leaving behind the warmth of shared moments in front of the television.

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Grace and Grit: The Extraordinary Journey of Sophie Winkleman

March is Women’s History Month!

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In the vast realm of Hollywood, where tales of stardom are often told, there exists a narrative of grace, talent, and resilience that is personified by the remarkable Sophie Winkleman. Beyond the glitz and glamour, her life unfolds as a captivating story of a woman who has left an indelible mark on both stage and screen.

Royal Beginnings

Sophie Winkleman’s story begins with regal roots. As Lady Frederick Windsor, she stepped into the limelight with an inherent elegance that only hinted at the vast spectrum of her talent. Born into the British aristocracy, her journey unfolded against the backdrop of both tradition and the allure of the performing arts.

The Thespian’s Odyssey

Beyond the royal corridors, Sophie carved her path on the stage and screen. Her thespian journey is a testament to her versatility, ranging from Shakespearean stages to contemporary television. With roles in notable productions like “Peep Show” and “Two and a Half Men,” Sophie’s performances resonate with a depth that goes beyond the surface.

Balancing Act

While gracing the entertainment industry, Sophie masterfully navigates the delicate balance between family life and a thriving career. Her roles extend beyond the scripted lines, embracing the real-world challenges of being a wife and a mother. This balancing act adds an extra layer of relatability to her narrative, making her journey even more inspiring.

Behind the Scenes

Beyond the camera’s lens, Sophie is a captivating writer, penning her experiences with wit and candor. Her literary contributions, including the book “Marrying the Prince,” offer a glimpse into the world behind the scenes, revealing the human side of a personality often associated with glimmering lights and red carpets.

Advocacy and Philanthropy

Sophie Winkleman’s life is not confined to the screen; it extends into the realm of advocacy and philanthropy. Her dedication to charitable causes amplifies the impact of her journey, proving that true stardom goes hand in hand with a compassionate heart. Sophie Winkleman’s life story is an extraordinary tapestry woven with threads of talent, resilience, and a commitment to both art and humanity. Beyond the titles and accolades, her journey resonates as a narrative of a woman who gracefully navigates the complexities of life, leaving an indelible legacy that transcends the glitz of Hollywood. Sophie Winkleman‘s extraordinary life is a testament to the transformative power of art, the strength within, and the enduring grace of a modern-day royal.

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Embracing the Moment: Finding Peace in a Creative Pause

As I sit here reflecting on the past few years of my life, I can’t help but feel a sense of unease creeping in. Everything seems fine on the surface—work is going well, life is good—but there’s a nagging feeling that something is missing, that I should be doing more, creating more. It wasn’t until recently that I realized what was causing this disquiet within me.

In 2020, I threw myself into the world of fiction, crafting the intricate plotlines and compelling characters of my thriller novel, “Angel with a Broken Wing.” The following year, I delved into another mystery with “Below the Wheel,” all while weaving tales about Lawndale and Wildwood in my blog. By 2022, I had completed and published my book “LAWNDALE,” followed by “Down the Shore” in 2023. It was a whirlwind of creativity, a constant stream of ideas and projects to bring to life.

But now, as I find myself in a rare moment of stillness, I realize that I’ve been living in a perpetual state of motion, always chasing the next deadline, the next project. And suddenly, with no looming deadlines or new projects on the horizon, I’m faced with a void—a pause in the creative flow that has sustained me for so long.

At first, this realization brought about a sense of panic. What was I supposed to do with this newfound free time? Shouldn’t I be working on something, writing something, creating something? But as I allowed myself to sit with this discomfort, I began to see it in a different light.

This pause, this moment of stillness, is not a sign of stagnation or failure. Instead, it’s an opportunity to rest, to recharge, to simply be. For the first time in years, I have the freedom to enjoy my days off without the weight of self-imposed deadlines looming over me. It’s a chance to reconnect with myself, to rediscover the joy in simple pleasures, and to find peace in the present moment. (and play guitar!)

So, I’ve made a conscious decision to embrace this pause—to let go of the pressure to constantly produce and instead, to allow myself the space to breathe, to relax, to simply be. And you know what? It feels liberating. There’s a sense of freedom in relinquishing control, in surrendering to the ebb and flow of creativity, knowing that the muse will return in its own time.

Of course, I still look forward to the day when inspiration strikes anew and the creative juices begin to flow once more. But until then, I’m content to savor this moment of stillness, to revel in the beauty of doing nothing at all. After all, sometimes the most profound moments of growth and clarity come not amid busyness, but in the quiet spaces in between.

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Like the Beatles said: “Oh, that magic feeling. Nowhere to go. Nowhere to go.”

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