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This blog is about my life here in Philadelphia, people I meet, and the experiences I’ve had with them. Mostly women. I’m a gentleman, but I’ve been told I’m very fickle. My goal is to bring you the best dating and relationship content I can.

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I publish every day at 8am and 12pm EST.

Please check out my Collections tab. There you’ll find a list of all of the great collections of stories that are so fun to read.

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Celebrity Sightings

Crazy Dating Stories

Dating and Relationship Advice

Miscellaneous Stories 

Sun Stories

Tales of Rock

Tinder Moments

Wildwood Daze


More to come!


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Sun Stories: Delaney – Chapter 2 – Girl Walks Into A Tanning Salon…

“Sorry bitch. There’s a new girl in town.”

I haven’t seen Delaney since Friday and I’m kind of in a snit about it. But doesn’t she walk in Thursday night looking gorgeous. I send another customer to a room and she steps up to the counter.

“Are you mad at me?”

I just look at her. She’s gorgeous. I’m helpless. I was a little cranky that Delaney knows my pain over Kita. She also wants to be my number one but hasn’t performed all that well.

Seeing her Friday was great. But I acquired a fresh bottle of special lotion for her and she failed to come in on Sunday because she was so banged up. But beauty is forgiving and she looks magic today. She’s wearing a skirt and I’m seeing her sweet bare legs for the very first time and they are delightful.

She has great enthusiasm for tanning and I love that. And unlike Kita she likes to drink. I love drinking. Kita was a shit Number One because she’s an absolute bore. She doesn’t drink, eats at Honeygrow and has no experience in life whatsoever.

Delaney is a hot badass chick that has a good job, is up for a promotion, and likes to drink and uses the whole language when she speaks.

Such a better candidate to be my number one than loser Kita. Delaney’s fun. I love being around her. I’m not mad. She looks amazing today. I could never be mad at the pure luck I’ve had just to get a quality replacement for Kita.

I’ve actually been letting her use the lotion I got for Kita to tan because I haven’t seen or heard from Kita since she went to Florida. Kita has been back for over 10 days and she hasn’t texted me or ever come in on my shifts since then.

I know I have to accept the fact that I was a fool and just gave and gave to Kita and she’s a self-absorbed loser who doesn’t know who she is and just used me for advice and snacks. (And so much more!)

But it’s my fault. I got too involved. I like to help. I’m always willing to help people. It’s what I do.

But to ghost me for a month after everything and then come in half a dozen times when I’m not here. That’s simply unacceptable. Despite her smoking hot little body, no wonder boys in her life have no use for her.

Kita sucks. Even Achilles is like, “I guess we’re not hiring her now.”

But Delaney has appeared, and I am elated. She’s beautiful and has EFT and loves tanning. She got off to a little bit of a rough start with me but I adore her.

We have a nice little chat session and I’m just happy to see this lovely maiden. As always, I hand her the Sweet and Sexy tingler lotion I keep for Kita under the counter. If Kita isn’t going to talk to me or come in and see me, I’m giving her lotion to my new girl to get a great tan. Fuck Kita. Ungrateful welp!

Although Kita and her sister have been adopted from China and rescued by her rich and extremely affluent parents, they have completely blown it as parents. But when you’re rich and powerful you normally do that. You’re too busy with your own shit to properly raise your kids. They’re simply a goal or a need you need to fill in your silly life.

The girls suffer because they never really get the intimate family environment that children need to thrive and develop.

You send your daughters to private school because you’re loaded and you feel that’s where they should go. Those girls never learn any interpersonal skills with boys and you’re actually stunting their emotional growth.

So I’m done with Kita.

But Delaney…

What a welcome relief.

I don’t need Delaney to fill in the huge void left by Kita but it goddamn helps.

She is a welcome relief.

Delaney tells me she only came in one time this week at lunch and I tell her Achilles has been teasing me. She scoffs and tells me he’s an ass.

I tell Delaney that I have stripped Kita of her special ringtone and text tone in my phone.

She’s surprised and delighted.

I tell her that I’ve assigned Kita’s cool text tone to her, (Suspense) and have given her a special ringtone.

“What is it?”

“Call my phone.”

She calls my cell and “Back in Black” by AC/DC plays. She loves it because she always wears black. I tell her that the color black is a color that represents power and is also a slimming color.

I’m still worried as to when I’ll see her again.

She tells me not to worry and that she’ll be in Friday to tan again. She upgrades and tans in a better bed. I hand her Kita’s lotion and off she goes.

I like that I’m letting my new girl use my lost girl’s lotion again. I’ve been giving her Kita’s lotion to use since we became acquainted. The betrayal seems justified. Let Delaney enjoy what Kita has squandered.

Delaney’s a worker. She wants to be promoted. She works till 8pm every night. I guess that’s how it is now. You just have to put in as many crazy hours as your loser over- achieving boss does and it shows that you’re promotable, Sad, In my day, I would just go out and sell millions of dollars from 9 to 5 and kill it my way, but I understand the whole failure of today’s workforce. I feel bad Delaney had to work in a shitty dumb unproductive environment like that.

Friday comes, and baby hasn’t been in for a couple of days. I’m dealing with some computer issues and the girls are being verypatient. I wish I could just take their money and throw a switch and tan these ladies, but if the computer is acting up I’m paralyzed.

I manage to sludge through and get a few clients into their sessions, but the system is fighting me the whole way. I may have to shut down the whole system and bring her up again just so I can get through the night. (It happens. It’s just the nature of the business and the customers are always cool with it)

I hate it but in this moment I get to say things like: “Okay girls, when the system comes back up I’ll be able to do you, Olivia, and then you, Ciara, and then you Lexi. I promise. The system has never beaten me. You will get tanned tonight.”

The last time I ever got to say something like that was in Los Angeles when I was in a band in Hollywood. “I’ll do you Olivia, then you Ciara, and then you Victoria.”

If that were the case now, sweet Delaney would be first on the bus.

But I digress…

I get the system working. We had 30 minutes of failure but we’re back in business.

I have to pause here for a moment.

I’ll write more later!


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5 Clear Signs He’s Cheating On You

If you love your man, the last thing you want to believe is that he’s cheating on you. But if he’s been acting differently lately, you deserve to know the truth. So is it a case of paranoia, or is the man you love cheating on you?

Here are 5 clear signs he’s being unfaithful, and take notes because you won’t find any of the “He’s had a haircut and brought new aftershave” type clichés on this list…


1. You don’t see his phone anymore – 

Suddenly instead of leaving his cell phone out on the table or on the kitchen sides, your guy keeps his phone on him at all times. Most the time he keeps it hidden in his pocket, and the only time you’ll see it is when he pulls it out to have a quick glance to see if he has any messages.

To make this sign even more obvious you’ll also notice he has all his ringtones off. The phone is always on silent or at best set to vibrate. Ask yourself the question, why would someone have their phone on silent 100% of the time unless they were in a meeting, the cinema, or they had something to hide?

A hidden, silent phone is not good news!

2. He starts schmoozing – 

He always gave you the occasional cuddle and kiss on the cheek during the day, but all of a sudden he’s being very affectionate for no apparent reason. This is a dead giveaway and hears why…

The majority of women assume a guy goes cold and distant when he’s having an affair. That’s true some of the time, but that’s normally a sign he wants you to catch him. If he’s suddenly showing lots of love it’s a sure sign of guilt. It’s a typical childlike way to react to something you’ve done wrong, and like I always say, men are like big babies most the time.

3. He lets you go to bed before him – 

Normally you always go to bed together. Now all of a sudden he suggests you go before him. He’ll tell you he just needs to send an email or check some work thing on the PC.

This is when you want to keep an eye on him. The chances are while you’re snuggling under the covers he’s sending his mistress a text message or two. If he’s very adventurous he might even give her a late night booty call.

4. He starts deleting everything – 

If he’s hiding his cell phone from you there’s no way you’ll know this, but a cheater will delete all his calling and text history. You’ll also find an empty email inbox, and browsing history on the Internet will be a thing of the past.

You’ll probably find he stops having receipts stuffed in his trouser pockets. It’s man’s way of covering his tracks. The thing most guys don’t realize is this kind of stupid behavior stinks of guilt!

5. He buys new shoes –

Don’t bother looking for new aftershave or sudden weight loss. Most guys are happy with the aftershave they’re using, and they know new aftershave is a dead giveaway. Here’s the thing you really need to worry about…

New shoes!

If your man stops wearing those dirty old sneakers he always wears and comes home with a couple of pairs of brand new shoes, he’s trying to impress a woman. Unless he’s suddenly paying attention to fashion, he probably knows women look at a man’s shoes and wants to make a good impression on someone. Unfortunately, it’s probably not you!

So what are you supposed to do if you spot any of these signs?

Sit down and talk to him. Just because he’s showing signs of infidelity you need to give him the benefit of the doubt. Tell him you’re worried about his behavior and tell him what he’s done to worry you. Don’t get all crazy on him and start throwing a tantrum because it might turn out he isn’t cheating on you.

Explain how you feel, and tell him you just want to clear your mind. See here’s something you need to know about men…

Yes, some men are cold, narcissistic, and don’t have any problem cheating. They won’t show any emotion, and they’ll happily lie to your face without caring. MOST guys though will feel some degree of guilt about what they’re doing. Think about a little boy that broke one of his Mom’s favorite ornaments and then spends the next month terrified she’ll find out.

He knows he’s doing wrong, and he’s worried you’re going to find out. But why is he having an affair? Why does he care if you find out? If he wants another woman, what does it matter to him?

Guys cheat for a ton of reasons.

Maybe he has low self-esteem, maybe a woman hurt him in the past, maybe he isn’t certain if he wants to settle down, or of course, he could just be an ignorant, selfish man-boy who isn’t ready for an adult relationship.

The good thing is, you more likely to know if you’re with a cheater IF you have a better understanding of men. To be honest, once you learn how to spot certain traits and characteristics in guys, you’ll know how to avoid players altogether.


Isn’t it about time men didn’t confuse you anymore?


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Sun Stories: Delaney – Chapter 1 – My New Number One?

We have this client that’s been coming here since college. She now works at an IT recruitment firm here in the city. Thing is, she has referred more of her co-workers to this salon than anyone else. I spoke with my partner Achilles about that and he was surprised.

“I feel like I should get her a bottle of booze.”

“Give her a free bottle of tanning lotion!”

So we did and she was surprised and happy when I handed her the bottle last Saturday.

The last girl she referred was lovely Delaney. Enthusiastic about tanning and a fiery personality. She expressed how she wanted to get dark and loved tanning. She bought the All Access EFT. (That’s when they sign up for a monthly debit on their credit card)

That’s our favorite kind of client. Makes a six month commitment and the money just rolls in every month.

Delaney is twenty-two years old but acts much more mature than most girls her age. But I’m sure she likes to go out and party with her girls on the weekends. She’s 5’5″, fit, dark brown hair and green eyes. Beautiful girl.

We got to chatting and I feel like I’m really connecting with this girl. Obviously connecting over tanning and the salon. I really like her.

She tells me about some guy she’s been seeing. She shows me a picture. (She could get a hotter guy) But from what she tells me, is sounds like this guy has a great job like my friend Duncan. (See: Duncan – 1997 to Present – Concentrated Dosage) This guy could be a great catch for Delaney. But at twenty-two she should probably take her time and enjoy her youth.

If this guy she’s dating is working all the crazy hours my friend Duncan works, that works in my favor. Because Then I can have Delaney for drinks and snacks at night.

But she’s got a good job too. Technical Recruiter right out of college. She went to Penn and during that time she earned a BS in Telecommunications all the while performing volunteer work in the community.

After a few visits I can tell Delaney has great enthusiasm for tanning. I tell her about Kita. (See: Kita – Chapter 37 – You are no longer my number one) I start letting Delaney use Kita’s Sweet and Sexy lotion that I gave her. Delaney relishes in the idea of bumping this ingrate off her pedestal and taking her place.

I’ve already ordered a new bottle of Sweet and Sexy. I knew I would need to gift it to my new queen. I wasn’t sure who was going to get it, but I know now.

Lately she and some of the girls have been coming here to that salon on their lunch hours. So I haven’t seen her in a couple of days. Achilles knows I like her and he’s been teasing me about that. I don’t mind.

Delaney came in Friday night! We chit chatted and Delaney’s excited to be the new Number One! I mean she’ll have to earn her way into it but I think she’s up for it. But only time will tell.

“Yea, I need to be able to bring food to you and tell you my stories. I need to be able to text you and see if I can bring you a coffee.”

Okay. Theses are the things I need to hear from my Number One. All Kita did was take, take, take. She’s a self-absorbed young girl that is lacking any real social skills. I haven’t even see or heard from her and she’s been back for over a week. She even came in and bought a new EFT package. (Probably just waiting for her Mommy to drop some loot in her account) But she did it all when I wasn’t here. I don’t understand what’s going on. But I must move forward with the new batch of ladies that are my top five.

Delaney asks for my number. I’m ecstatic but remain calm. We exchange numbers. I’m feeling happy about all of this. Because with the Kita ghosting, and the recent Bailey fail, (See: Bailey – From Texting to Connecting) I’ve been feeling a bit used.

But it’s my own fault. I just love beautiful young women and romance.

But maybe it’ll be different with Delaney. She’s Ivy League. She seems more mature and may know how to behave to earn her place as my Number One Favorite Client at the salon.

I actually enjoy all of this contrived, created drama. It makes the job more interesting,  and phicklephilly’s not going to write itself. As much as I complain, I’m enjoying this journey. The yearning, the disappointment, the surge of euphoria, and none of it is really affecting my real personal life. I’ve compartmentalized my life so well this time. I pull the strings on what will happen, and occasionally my lines are cut. But that keeps it interesting!

Things are cool between Cherie and I and I’m free to build content for my work and nobody gets hurt.

Delaney says she’ll be in on Saturday and I tell her I’m off that day. She says she’ll come in Sunday. Perfect!

Sunday comes and it’s painfully cold again in Philly. I head straight to the salon to warm up. I thaw a bit. I’m in an hour early so I run across the street to Starbucks and grab a breakfast sandwich. My stomach is a bit fucked up. I ate almost an entire pizza for some unknown reason. Probably just a late night craving. I just can’t do that anymore. That sort of behavior just gives me a food hangover. Plus all the cheese doesn’t fair well with me anymore. (But it was delicious!)

We’re open from 11am to 4pm on Sundays. I’ve brought with me a brand new fresh bottle of Sweet and Sexy lotion.

The very same lotion I got for my former Number One, Kita. The same product that I’ve been allowing Delaney to use that I kept at the salon under the counter for that ungrateful welp, Kita.

I text Delaney around 2:30pm.

“Feeling a little pale?”

“I AM. And hungover. Getting some hair of the dog in my system then coming over for some sunshine.”


Later it’s getting near closing and I text her at 3:50pm. We’re closing in 10 minutes but for Delaney I’ll stay open for her.

I get a text from her at 4:05…

“NO. Ugh. I fucked up today Charles. Today was not my best. You’ll be in tomorrow afternoon?”

“Aww! Poor baby! I’ll be here from 3 to 8pm Monday.”

I’m fine with it. It’s cold out and I just want to go home. But Monday comes and what I realize is that it’s Martin Luther King’s birthday. It’s a national holiday. Most major corporations and banks observe this holiday and they’re closed.

So let’s recap the weekend but I’m going to allow my friend Zach from City Tap House, (A huge sports bar in center city) describe what happened.

“Dude. Eagles are in the playoffs. It’s huge in this city. Everybody went out drinking Friday night. My bar was a shitshow. Saturday they all kept going and the Eagles played at home. Everybody’s out eating and drinking. Shitshow. Sunday everybody was hung over and fucked up in general. Delaney probably was so banged up from the weekend she forgot she was off on Monday. I was here working out at the gym here all night. Nobody came in because nobody is at work today. She’ll be in tomorrow and she’ll be sorry she didn’t come in to see you. But the weekend and with the Eagles going to the Superbowl, the city and it’s inhabitants are just going insane. Don’t worry. She’ll be in. She wants that Number One spot. Now she owes you.”

He’s right. I’m not worried. I’m here and writing about it all. I’ll just let the universe unfold as it should.

And it will.


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Tales of Rock: Special Report- Eddie Van Halen Rushed to the Hospital

Legendary musician Eddie Van Halen has reportedly been rushed to hospital after suffering a bad reaction to his cancer medication.

According to reports from TMZ, the 64-year-old was admitted last week after he experienced intestinal issues and abdominal pain, which is believed to have been caused by medication he was taking for his ongoing battle with throat cancer. 

The guitarist was released from hospital on Sunday and is reportedly doing well under the watchful eye of his 28-year-old son, Wolfgang.

Eddie Van Halen performs at the Amphitheatre in California in 2015. (Getty)

It was revealed just last month that the rocker was undergoing treatment for throat cancer. TMZ reported that cancer cells had “migrated down to his throat” and therefore he has been quietly receiving radiation treatment in Germany for the last five years.

Although Van Halen has not publicly spoken out about his most recent health battle, he did discuss his condition with Billboard in 2015, in which he claimed his cancer was possibly caused by the use of guitar picks. 

“I used metal picks — they’re brass and copper — which I always held in my mouth, in the exact place where I got the tongue cancer,” he told the magazine. “Plus, I basically live in a recording studio that’s filled with electromagnetic energy. So that’s one theory. 

“I mean, I was smoking and doing a lot of drugs and a lot of everything. But at the same time, my lungs are totally clear,” he explained. “This is just my own theory, but the doctors say it’s possible.”

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Is cheating justified in a loveless relationship or marriage?

Here is another one from one of my female followers:
For example: if a person is not getting attention and feels ignored.
It happens in conservative Asian families like in arranged marriages.
Divorce is a taboo in many societies.
Also, the definition of cheating is also different for different people, something to consider when answering the question.

The scenario in my head is a housewife feels ignored and she starts flirting with a male friend through messages and calls because she feels tired from a robotic life.

I am personally happy in my long distant relationship even though my boyfriend is recovering from the fight and break we had on 30th March.

He was convincing me to live in a joint family after marriage since he is a mama’s boy…

He said he will build a room in his parents’ house and then he will give room and house away to his parents to build a house on his father’s land.

I wanted him to build a house on his father’s land in the first place.


One point to be noted – in some countries, women are not financially independent. They are treated like a burden by their parents, brothers and sister-in-laws. Sometimes, even when women are not happy, their parents tell them not to come back. This causes a lot of women to commit suicide. In one case, a man didn’t accept his daughter for 2 and a half years. Wife’s parents were not being supportive, as a result she threw her baby in the ocean and tried to drown herself. She is jailed now.

No, cheating is never a good thing, no matter the situation.

This is something about arranged marriages that I can’t understand where divorces are out of the question. If you’re not in a relationship with someone you truly love; who you can imagine your life with, why are you with them in the first place? It’ll feel like a forced partnership where you haven’t invested enough time with your significant other to find out if they are compatible for you or not. This in time can build up a lot of resentment if there’s differences that can tear the relationship apart.

Regarding your question though, cheating even in a loveless relationship/marriage SHOULDN’T be justified because you’ve already made the commitment to be devoted to your lover for as long as you two are together. If you believe nothing will improve over time in a relationship/marriage after trying to compromise/fix the problem (s) at hand, be the mature one here to simply walk away from the relationship/marriage to find someone who’ll make you feel alive and loved at the same time! I understand that relationships can be unpredictable at times but it’s absolutely important to understand what the best course of action is regarding a loveless relationship/marriage. Just imagine how many people you can hurt in the process if you went behind your lover’s back, even if they don’t feel romantic/passion towards you anymore.

I don’t know why people are so afraid to break up or file for divorce if the relationship isn’t getting any better. Isn’t it better to find happiness with a person who’ll passionately love you unconditionally instead of tolerating a relationship you feel bitter about?

  • It’s very sweet that he loves his parents so much but I can see the problem here where you want to have privacy with just him and no one else involved. He’ll have to come to the realization that he’s not going to be with his parents all the time; that quality time between you and him is more likely going to happen here. I can understand why you’d think him building an extra room at his parent’s house would be a waste of time and money, due to being too attached to his family. I hope this doesn’t become a deal breaker in the relationship because it sounds like you love him very much, with just this one problem in mind conflicting the relationship

  • I do love him very much and I am glad I sound like that in the comments.
    The bit that triggered me was when he said he will build a room in his parents’ house and then he will give that room and house away to his parents, kind of shocked me. He didn’t word his phrases properly. He should have said, first I will build a new house on my father’s land and then I will move out. However, since he is the youngest son, there is a chance he will get the entire house. The entire thing is a mystery. My mom told me to stop thinking about it.

  • People cheat because they are afraid of something like being alone/poor. Deal with the real cause instead of trying to milk symptoms.

    And because cheaters operate out of fear they end up lying to get what they want from lots of people, not just their spouse. They also need to make their spouse seem evil/horrible to make themselves look better. It’s a slippery slope.

    Let’s say you cheated, found a guy you love & left your husband for him. That new guy has 1,000,000 reasons to never trust you too.

    Anyhow, in your culture you have a LOT to lose if you get caught cheating, right? I would not risk my life or lifelong reputation for sex. I’d find a way to move to another country and start over if I really hated my life.

    • the best comment ever, this one is getting selected, it makes sense to see a 45 year old wise person wrote this. Since I am a Pakistani and a Muslim, I do agree that consequences of cheating will be huge for a girl. It is a big thing for girls in Asian, Muslim, religious and conservative families. It can ruin her reputation and everyday will hate her, she will not be able to face anyone without being frowned upon. People will look at her like she is dirt especially older women. People will not marry her sister or her daughter, and they will be taunted too.

      I do agree that the new partner will not trust or respect the woman, in fact, he might even taunt her, I didn’t think about that even though I have seen that in dramas. So, I guess it is better to talk or to break up instead of playing mind games instead of making yourself look bad.

    • The other problem is that if you look at stories about women (or men) who were killed by their spouse (in every culture) usually the victim was too trusting and the killer (s) use that to get them. So if I were you I would not even talk about it with the guy till you’re in a safe country & never go back to the unsafe one. Ever.

    • Pakistan is a safe country. Media brainwashes people but India is unsafe.

Dating should have NEVER had premarital sex in it at all. So people just asked for problems like this. In marriage, the answer is still a NO. Marriage is about SEX. NOT your happiness. If you two are not having sex, TALK about it. Be intentional, go get counseling, go get a health exam if this is medical related. Make an ultimatum if there is porn abuse involved in the marriage. The only justified answer to divorce is somebody is sexually unfaithful. So somebody had sex with another, and you were faithful throughout your marriage, you’re not just free to get your divorce, you are free to marry another.


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Kita – Chapter 45 – You’re No Longer My Number One – Part 2

Kita is an adopted daughter. Chinese, like her sister. For whatever reason snatched by her super rich parents. They have been rescued and given a life that is extraordinary.

I’m hurt that Kita returned to the salon before my shift but I’m just being butt hurt because I did so much for her. I’m foolish to be so mad at her for forgetting me over the last month.

She’s 21. Young, beautiful with family. Why would she text the old guy at the tanning salon? That old dude should be happy he even heard from her at all at her age.

She’s in the prime of her life. Think about when you were her age. You were in LA destroying that city with your stuff. Here’s a little girl who doesn’t even know who she is based on your last 30 chapters.

You just like her because she’s vulnerable, Asian, hot and tan. Oh, and the sweet little legs.

Kita sucks dude. She is a clueless girl who is super boring and is addicted to tanning because of some disorder that you can’t even imagine because you don’t care enough.

Why would I ever want to be with a girl who doesn’t drink? Kita is a boring loser. I’ve already established it. I really believe it when I’m with her in the salon.

But there has been the stress kissing and the touching.

I’m going to go against all phicklephilly rules and if baby ever slips, I’m going to follow though  (because sometimes I feel that she’s close…and I will strike like a cobra)

But I’m in this place of her being gone for a month after so much time together.

All of the dates.

The gifts.


Sometimes I think it has all been for naught. I’ve just been a nice guy. A Dad in her life and she’s just collected on all of that. She has no idea. All of my gifts have been invisible to her. I mean nothing to her.

What 21-year-old girl would let me do all of the things I’ve done for her and not feel something ? Creepy or good? I still want to take her to Dave Busters for a day of fun.  I’m mad at her for neglecting me but I know I’ll still do it with her, just to be with her.

Do I broach the sugar baby moment with her?

Is it all weird and in vain?

Do I have that conversation with her? Do I have the conversation with Cherie for a three-way? It’s all insane. Kita is basically a virgin and Cherie probably hates Asian bitches. I’m insane to consider it at all. I love the idea of it all though. Because I’m a perverse motherfucker. Why wouldn’t I want this?

Everyone that reads this blog wants this.

Or do they?

Kita could never handle it but I love the idea of it even though I’m mad at her.

But stranger things have happened in my life so I’m not ruling anything out.

We’ll have to see what happens in the coming days but I am butt-hurt by Kita and actively searching for a new number one at the salon. I need a new girl to give my love too. Lotions and free tanning and snacks. Whatever she wants. Kita is out. It’s over unless she goes to Dave and Buster’s with me, but I think I’m done.

I say this…. but I know it could all change. If Kita’s behavior changes.  There’s no reason for a 21-year-old girl to give a shit about a 55-year-old man who works at a tanning salon that has fawned over her. No matter what he’s done for her.

It’s just an old guy enjoying the company of a pretty young girl.

Or is it?

Well no matter how this plays out, Kita is no longer my Number One Client.

She has fallen from grace.

Update: Kita bought an All Access Premium EFT package. I guess her mommy finally put money in her account. She did all of this and I haven’t seen or heard from her at all.

There needs to be some sort of reckoning, right?



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