Cherie – Chapter 12 – Breakfast with Baby

Cherie parked at 17th and Arch. It was 9:30am on Tuesday. She walked down to Rachael’s which as we all know is my favorite breakfast spot. She arrived and we ordered. She had the bacon and cheese omelette and I changed it up. Normally I do scrambled eggs, bacon and a buttery bagel. But today I went with the French toast, with a side of bacon. It was fantastic. We sat there for a while and chatted.

She told me she was scheduled to work three night shifts this weekend, so she couldn’t come down. I was disappointed I wouldn’t get to see her, but I knew it would give me a chance to clean the bat cave. Especially the bedroom. That’s definitely happening.

Lorelei is normally away on the weekends so the coast will be clear for Cherie to come over to play. I told Cherie with how hard she works and how she has to drive an hour down here to see me, maybe she needs a place to lie down and rest in the afternoon. She laughed knowing I just want to get into her pants.

We finished up and went back to her car. She’s still under the weather but getting better every day. I’m still coughing. I’m sure the smoking doesn’t help. But at least I don’t do it around her. She had to get to her class at Temple, so our encounter was short but sweet. She wasn’t as affectionate as she usually is, but she said she doesn’t want to get too worked up in broad daylight in her car, and also because she knows she’s not going to see me for two weeks.

 

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Dating and Relationship Advice – Rape and Date Rape

I know for the most part phicklephilly has always been about romance, love and dating. It’s normally pretty light-hearted, but there is a darker side to dating that must be explored. Maybe the more we know the safer we’ll all be.

What Is Rape?

Rape occurs when sexual intercourse is non-consensual (not agreed upon), or a person forces another person to have sex against his or her will. It also can occur when the victim is intoxicated from alcohol or drugs. Rape includes intercourse in the vagina, anus, or mouth. It is a felony offense, which means it is among the most serious crimes a person can commit. Men as well as women and children can be raped.

Many times, the person who commits rape uses violence to force the person to have sex. An attacker also can use fear alone to commit rape. Rape can cause both physical and emotional harm to the victim.

What Is Date Rape?

Date rape also is when one person forces another person to have sex. It, too, is a felony offense. The difference between rape and date rape is that the victim knows the attacker socially. Perhaps he or she even went out with his or her attacker more than once.

What Should I Do if I Have Been Raped?

If you have been raped, follow these steps:
•Don’t wash or douche. You do not want to wash away any evidence that could be used against your attacker in court.
•Call the police and tell them what happened. If you are afraid to call the police, call your local rape crisis center.
•Go to an emergency room. While there, you will be examined. A doctor will make a record of your injuries and treat you. Samples of any fluid left in the vagina or anus (especially semen) will be gathered. Hair, pieces of clothing, or other objects left by the attacker also may be taken. These samples may be used to help identify and convict your attacker.

 

Was It Really Rape?

Some victims feel like rape is their fault. Although rape is never the victim’s fault, feelings of guilt can prevent the victim from getting help. Remember, rape can really hurt a person’s emotions. Even if you get over the crisis of the attack, you may develop painful feelings later. It’s important to get help for yourself as soon as possible to avoid serious emotional complications, even if you do not want to press charges against your attacker.

If you aren’t sure if what happened to you was rape, a rape crisis counselor or doctor can help you sort it out.

 

How Does Rape Harm the Victim?

Rape harms the victim both physically and emotionally.

Types of physical harm due to rape can include:
•Broken bones, bruises, cuts, and other injuries from violent acts.
•Injuries to the genitals and/or anus.
•Being exposed to diseases that can be passed on during sex, including HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis.
•Unwanted pregnancy.

Types of emotional harm include:
•Shame
•Embarrassment
•Guilt
•Feelings of worthlessness

 

You also may have problems with:
•Fear
• Depression
•Anger
•Trust
•Attraction to men (if the attacker was a man)
•Consensual sex later in life (inability to enjoy sex without intrusive recollections of the abuse)
•Flashbacks (reliving the rape in your mind)
• Nightmares
•Falling and staying asleep

 

Will I Ever Feel Well Again After Being Raped?

Rape can leave physical and emotional scars that last a long time. Some victims find that emotional scars never go away. Long-term counseling can help you to deal with guilt, fear, depression, anxiety, and other emotions. Many victims also get help by joining support groups.

How Can I Protect Myself From Rape?

Unfortunately, there’s no sure way to protect yourself from rape. Even people who take steps to protect themselves can be victims. But, following common safeguards, like these, is still a good idea:
•Be responsible for your actions. Stay in control. Don’t get drunk at a party and ask a stranger to drive you home, for example.
•Don’t walk alone at night. It takes just one trip alone to your car to be attacked. Walk with a friend.
•Don’t get talked into something you don’t want to do. Make your own choices and stick with them.
•Learn ways to defend yourself in the case of an attack.
•Trust your feelings. If a person seems threatening to you, don’t continue the friendship.
•Learn about rape and why people rape. This knowledge will make you more alert to possible attackers.

 

 

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Dating and Relationship Advice – Things Men Say That Make Women Feel Insecure

“Being a happy ornament denies one’s full humanness.”

You’re probably a pretty secure woman. You know you’re strong and worthwhile, but sometimes your partner may say something that just makes you want to hide. It’s not just you — there are certain things men say that can make even the most confident woman feel bad about herself. I went to the experts to find out what those things are. Guys, listen up: these are the things you’re saying that are making your partner feel insecure.

 

Wow, that girl is so hot

It baffles my mind that some men think it’s okay to ogle other women in front of their partners, and it probably surprises you as well. When a man talks about the attractiveness of other women, it’s a sure way to make you doubt yourself.

One of the most disrespectful things that men say in front of women is commenting about and objectifying other women. It makes women feel small and sets them up for insecurity.

Men should be respectful not only about what they say, but “where their eyes wander.” Practice saying kind things to and about your partner, whether or not she’s there. This will take you out of the habit of objectification and into appreciation.”

 

That’s a dumb idea

Even if you think of yourself as an intelligent woman, it can be a blow if your partner devalues your ideas. And if you doubt your smarts, it’s even more damaging when your partner tells you that your ideas aren’t valid.

A study in Science magazine found that as young as six years old, girls already feel that they are not as smart as boys. When a partner confirms a woman’s fears about not being smart enough, it can be more hurtful than he may be aware.

She suggested that instead of men shooting down the ideas of their partners, to recognize her intelligence and emphasize her strengths.

 

You’ve gained some weight

Unfortunately, many women harbor deep insecurities about their weight. Comments about your weight and body can trigger those insecurities and leave you feeling embarrassed about your appearance.

Women are acculturated to equate self-worth with beauty and desirability. It is a challenge for women to strike a healthy balance with their self concept and vanity in a world that is often more preoccupied with how a woman looks than who she is.When a woman’s spouse or boyfriend makes a comment about weight gain, it can make her feel that she is unappealing.

The best thing for a relationship is for men to “assure [your partner] that you love her and believe she’s beautiful no matter what. Saying anything negative about her appearance, even if well-intentioned, will only create insecurity and a feeling of inadequacy, which is unhealthy for any person or relationship.

 

That biological clock is really ticking

Many women are all too aware of their age, especially if they want to have kids. One of the worst things a man (or really, anyone), can tell a woman is that her biological clock is ticking, especially because it can often be difficult to conceive.

For a lot of women, there is a challenge to balance the pursuit of motherhood with desires for intellectual and career goals. She shared, “When a man tells a woman her biological clock is ticking, it can trigger deep fears of not actualizing the desire to be a mother and create a family or cause a woman who may not be intent on that goal to feel as if she is not measuring up to being the sort of woman she ‘should be’.

Instead, she added advised that men who understand these struggles modern women are facing, and who are sensitive to the way women are being pulled in so many directions, are more able to “engage in a thoughtful dialogue about becoming a parent.”

 

Don’t get hysterical

Do you wear your emotions on your sleeve?  When men make negative comments about how you express your feelings, it can activate your insecurities and make you feel like shutting down.

Women who are assertive often carry the onus of being a hysteric or a shrew. When a man makes this comment, he may be condescendingly implying that a woman is out of control. Hence, a woman may doubt the validity of her own authority and question if in fact she comes across as abrasive and tyrannical.

However, if a man is comfortable with a woman’s power, he’s open and able to debate with one who is also passionate and assertive.

 

Why don’t you smile?

I tend to be pretty serious some of the time, and I’ve often been told I need to smile more. Interestingly, most of the people who have told me this are other women. But it’s also detrimental when your partner expects you to smile or be happy all the time, because it means he’s not valuing your other, equally valid, emotions.

Being a happy ornament denies one’s full humanness. Hence, when a man requests a woman to smile or asks why she isn’t smiling, it implies that other more serious sides to her are unappealing. It suggests that she be one-dimensional to accommodate another.

A man who wants to know all aspects of a woman, not just the “pleasant” parts, really embraces all of her faces.

 

You don’t dress sexy

In the beginning of a relationship, it’s natural to pull out all the stops when you’re picking what to wear. But when you’ve been with your partner for awhile, and especially if you live with him, you may wear sweatpants and t-shirts more often than not. If your partner comments on your dress, it can make you feel like you’re less desirable because you’ve allowed yourself to relax and wear what makes you feel comfortable.

When a man makes this comment, a woman can take it as a rejection of her style, her need for modesty or an implied demand to be more provocative so as to be interesting and desirable.

That said, this doesn’t mean a man can never mention the way his woman dresses. If a man playfully requests that his partner dress in a way that evokes his passion, while complimenting her intrinsic appeal and beauty, this wish for her to dress sexy becomes contextual not absolutist.

 

Are you on the rag?

How do you feel when someone asks you if you have your period? It’s a rude way of saying that you’re acting irrational or overly emotional, and it probably either makes you feel annoyed or insecure. Menstruation is already bad enough without all of your anger being attributed to your raging hormones instead of valid emotions. When a man arbitrarily throws out this comment whenever a woman is moody or annoyed, it sends the message that only a biochemical imbalance could explain her irrationality. It shuts down any opportunity to dialogue about what may be ailing his girlfriend or spouse and creates a wall of resentment.

 

Bringing up past insecurities

While there are some universal statements that will make a woman insecure, one of the worst things your partner can do is intentionally bring up things that he knows make you feel insecure, especially as a weapon during an argument.

For example, if a woman had terrible acne as a teen and she felt ashamed at the time, if a man calls her pizza face, he is intentionally evoking those childhood memories and bringing up those feelings all over again.

 

Thanks. I hope this was helpful. I’d like to hear your thoughts on this piece.

 

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Dating and Relationship Advice – 10 Ways To Compliment A Woman On A First Date (Without Sounding Like A Total Creep)

You are about to have your first date with the girl of your dreams. It took you months to woo her and she finally said yes. So here’s the big question: Should you or should you not give her first date compliments to women? The answer is absolutely.

Women like and anticipate compliments from their dates. However, too many compliments make you sound needy. Not enough compliments make you selfish and thoughtless. So what is appropriate?

10 Ways To Compliment A Woman On A First Date (Without Sounding Like A Total Creep)....

Here’s how to compliment a woman on a first date, without overdoing it.

1. Make your compliments authentic and real.

If you don’t mean it, don’t say it. Women are very perceptive and intuitive. They’ll know if your compliment is not coming from the right place.

2. Compliment effort, not a physical attribute.

Notice something unusual or something she put her effort into and compliment that. For example, if she has an unusual ring, or if her hair is done in a unique way. Women appreciate you noticing little things that many men don’t.

3. Avoid complimenting beauty in beautiful women.

If a woman is exceptionally stunning, she knows it. She has heard it all and she is accustomed to men falling at her feet in awe. So, don’t. Instead, complement her knowledge of world history or ability to ride a horse. Anything other than her born attributes. Complements should be earned.

4. Only say each compliment once.

Don’t keep carrying on about her smile. You may compliment her on her beautiful smile once, but then let it go. If you dwell on any one feature, you’ll start to seem fixated.

5. Compliment non-physical traits.

For example, you may compliment her on the way she drives a car through midtown traffic or delicately cuts her food or recites poetry. Pay attention to these little things and give her first date compliments. It will make you look interested and considerate.

6. Relate to the compliment.

If you love traveling, compliment her on how well traveled she is. If you’re into politics, compliment her knowledge of local government affairs. This way you are not only handing out compliments but are highlighting characteristics and interests you have in common.

7. Compliment beauty in a woman who is less than perfect.

After all, there is a reason you are physically attracted to her, right? Make sure it is spontaneous and sincere, however. Otherwise, it will seem too forced and too staged.

8. Do NOT compliment body parts.

Unless you’re talking about her eyes, leave specific parts out of the conversation. Saying things like, “Your breasts look great in that tight blouse” will sound sleazy and are an instant turnoff. Don’t say, “These heels make your legs look long.” Instead, opt for “You look beautiful in this dress! or “Great footwear.”

9. Don’t exaggerate.

Is she really the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen? Probably not. So don’t say it. Few women will believe it to be sincere, and it will make you sound more desperate than genuine.

10. Don’t overdo it.

If you dish out one compliment after another, not only will you make the woman uncomfortable, you will sound less sincere and more desperate.

Now get out there and start dating!

 

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Phicklephilly – Temple Is One Of The Top Schools For ‘Sugar Babies’

“Website says 155 Owls signed up to find ‘sugar daddies’ in 2015.”

College can be very expensive, and more than 100 Temple University students have sought help easing that financial burden by looking online for a “sugar daddy.”

That’s according to a list recently released by the website Seeking Arrangement. The service hooks up “babies” seeking pampering and allowances with “daddies” (or “mommas”) looking for “beautiful” companions.

The Daily Mail reports that Temple was fourth in the country for sign-ups on the website in 2015 with 155 students.

CEO and Founder Brandon Wade says the site offers a solution to the college debt crisis in the country. The site is not an escort service, according to UPI, as the “babies” — who receive an average of $3000 monthly allowances from their “daddies” — are not required to have sex with the men.

A new video advertisement for the site promotes the service as a way to pay for a college education, with a girl explaining, “our mission is to provide quality education, completely paid for by wealth benefactors.”

The video urges girls with so-called “daddy issues” to sign up. It chides “daddies” who give small allowances and one girl is seen being reprimanded for her skirt being too long.

Penn State was also on the list, coming in ninth with 121 new sign-ups. New York University topped the list with 225.

NBC Philadelphia reports that Philadelphia Police say it’s not worth investigating the vague distinction the site holds between dating and escort service.

How does Temple feel about ranking so high on the list? The school told the news station they wouldn’t comment as “Seeking Arrangement didn’t deserve any more publicity.”

I’d love to hear what everybody thinks about that video. Comments and thoughts welcome!

 

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My Young Life: Vampirella #12 – July 1971 – Part 2

It was a Sunday in July, 1971. I was 8 years old about to turn 9 in August. Back then we lived in Northeast Philadelphia in a neighborhood called Lawndale. On Sunday my father would take me and my sister Janice to a bookstore called Brad Allen’s in the next town over. I don’t really remember why we went to that particular bookstore, but the main reason was so my father could get the New York Times. My dad read the Sunday times for as long as I can remember. Without fail he would get that paper every Sunday.

So sometimes he’d take me and Janice with him. Maybe it was just to spend some time with us and give my mother a break.

My parent’s would probably turn you down if you wanted a toy, but they’d normally say yes to a book. When we would go to Brad Allen’s my dad would usually let us each get a comic book or something.

For the life of me I can’t remember a single other comic book that my dad got me at that store. I kind of remember him letting me get some little digest sized books about insects and mammals, but other than that, zip.

But Vampirella #12 holds a very significant, almost watershed moment in my life for me. Technically it wasn’t a comic book. It was the size of a magazine. It cost fifty cents.(Comics at that time cost fifteen cents) The comics inside this magazine were in black and white and for a little older reader.

I just thought the cover looked cool with the creepy looking vampire dude, holding the lady. This is a classic scene in any old horror movie.

When we got home, I started reading it. The first story was about Vampirella. The artwork was solid but I wasn’t thrilled with the story. But the next one was ‘the one’. It was entitled, “The Eye of Ozirios.” It was about this warrior queen named Amazonia from a land called Karkassone, who after this evil Baron and his minions kill a bunch of villagers and kidnap their women, she takes it upon herself to stop him. Armed only with a magical sword she leaves her palace to get some payback.

She’s a hot blonde queen this Amazonia. She goes to the bad guy’s palace and starts shredding the scenery. Slicing limbs, chopping off heads, stabbing hordes of bad dudes. Her steel blade drinks deep from many a man’s flesh.

The interesting thing that lends itself to this story, is that over the course of three pages and all of this violence, Amazonia’s clothes are starting to shred and come off. The metal breast plates and mail tunic are gone and she’s naked from the waist up.

She fights hard and kills many of them, but alas is eventually disarmed and captured.

By this time she’s just down to a white rag hanging around her waist that barely covers her buttocks and pubis. She’s shackled and then tied to an X shaped wooden cross. She’s to be sacrificed to The Eye of Ozirios.

Eventually Amazonia escapes and destroys the eye by throwing a sword into it. Once it’s destroyed whatever comes out of it kills all of the bad guys and then turns them to dust. Our girl, still wearing only what could be compared to a torn handkerchief for a bottom, walks bare breasted back to her city.

So let’s review: Hot blonde queen. Great body. Loads of violence. Clothes being torn off. Nudity. Domination. Humiliation. Bondage and Sacrifice.

That’s a lot of sexual imagery for an 8 year old boy. But he doesn’t know that. It’s just a crazy barbarian story and he loves reading stuff about barbarians, broadswords and monsters.

But while reading this particular story I got an erection.

First of all, let’s look at the science.

Boys get erections all the time. According to specialists erections in kids is not uncommon and is not a cause for concern.

The causes? Often early erections come for no reason at all. According to specialists, they are most probably just uncontrolled reactions, like startling or gripping, and simply indicate that the child’s nervous system is working properly. Erection could also mean that the boy’s bladder is full and he “needs to urinate”. In younger boys mild constipation can cause intermittent erections that are not painful and the problem resolves immediately.

How to handle child erections? We all know that babies are curious, eager to learn more about themselves and the world. Child erections are part of his attempts to get to know his own body. Although they may make you feel embarrassed, it’s important to handle these situations with utmost attentiveness and tact.
You mustn’t make the boy feel ashamed, as if he is doing something dirty. Keep in mind that your behavior at these first stages will influence his sexual outlook and behavior in later years.
Try not to panic and don’t let the boy get over excited. You can put him in a cool bath and try to distract him until thing return to normal.

How kids are likely to react: Erections are very common in most young kids. They usually start in early childhood. Some kids find them pleasurable, but many feel uncomfortable when the erections are strong and last for a while. In such cases, as they are not accustomed to this kind of feeling, they sense something abnormal, so they complain or cry out in pain.

Basically boys get erections all of the time for no reason at all. It may just be the body running diagnostics on a part of the vessel that will need to work properly in the future.

I remember getting erections all of the time as a kid, and to be honest with you I remember it was just a physically uncomfortable feeling. Not stressful, or cause for alarm just something your body did occasionally. It didn’t last long and you forget all about it.

Because there’s nothing to sexually tie to it. You’re prepubescent. Your penis’ only function is liquid waste elimination.

But… I noticed that every time I read this comic magazine, (which contained other stories with naked women in them) I got an erection. So after a while getting an erection for me became a sense of arousal. I don’t think I had all of the facts of life yet, but my body was automatically responding to the visual stimuli.

Nudity wasn’t taboo in my house growing up as children. My parents weren’t hung up on all of the nonsense tied up in how the human body is dirty. I remember us all being cool with being naked when we were little kids. It was an honest healthy environment. But once puberty hits, the doors close and privacy is respected. It was just a natural transition.

So if anybody ever tells you some garbage about sexuality being a choice, walk away from that moron. It’s just biology and science and how you’re wired. I was predisposed to like girls more than boys. My brain and body were already wired to enjoy the sight of the female form.

So thank you Dad, for buying me Vampirella #12 back in ’71. It was the first glimpse of  understanding my own developing sexuality as a boy.

In a closing note, I will tell you I have a copy of the original Vampirella #12 framed in the hallway in my house. No one knows why that particular comic is framed, but now they do.

The lovely Vampirella! Her magnificent legs!

If you’d like to see what made me horny forty-five years ago, I found a link to an archive so you can take a look!

https://archive.org/details/warren-vampirella-012

Enjoy!

 

And finally, here’s a little video I found online. This girl’s a cute cosplay Vampirella. If she ever showed up at my house, I’d happily let her sink her fangs into my neck!

 

 

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Andrea – 2014 – S&M Girl

“Hi Lorelei. Daddy’s just going to take this fat, drunk bitch back to his room and tie her up. Then you’re going to hear a lot of slapping and squishing sounds. You’re also going to hear Daddy say a bunch of really foul sexually degrading things to this woman, so you better put your ear buds in and crank that shit up.”

One night a couple of years ago, I was out with a friend of mine. We were having drinks outside at Misconduct at 15th & Locust. He was telling me a story about this girl he met on Tinder. Pure hookup. She comes over to his apartment. Sadly, she doesn’t look like her Tinder pics. Which is not good. That’s like seeing a photo of a car you want to buy in the Auto Trader and when you get to the lot to check out the car, it’s an older model and a little banged up and maybe even a bit more car than you saw in the photos.

But he was drunk and up for the foul deed. He said she was a thick girl but he went to town on her anyway. Like my tinder profile says: “If you don’t look like your photos, you’re going to buy me drinks until you do.” So he said it was good sex except for one thing. He didn’t like that she wanted him to spit on her and hit her. There’s nothing wrong with what two consenting adults do with each other behind closed doors. Especially if everyone’s on board with what’s happening. But he didn’t like it. Just not his thing.

He told me that he wasn’t comfortable with that situation. He said at that point no matter what he was into or what he would do, he couldn’t do that again.  It just wasn’t him. (He didn’t spit on her or hit her at all) At that time, back in the beginning of 2014, I had just come off a break up and told him to send Andrea pics of me. Because I was up for whatever she wanted dished out. The key here is when it comes to dominance, be firm…not mean. There’s a big difference. I would discipline and correct her if necessary. And remember, the submissive party is ALWAYS in control. They have the safe word and hold the power to cancel the fantasy at anytime. That’s the rules of S&M play.

Well, nothing came of it. Until earlier this year when she connected to me on LinkedIn. LinkedIn of all places! Can you imagine with all of the dating websites out there, LinkedIn brings me the crazy S&M chick? So we chatted and did some texting. She wanted me to text her all of the things I was going to do to her, so I did. I have a pretty good imagination. She said she was getting really turned on and that we should meet.

I set it up that we should meet at the Ranstead Room. It’s just a good spot normally to hideout with somebody. I get there and I’m just chilling with a drink. She arrives shortly thereafter. My friend was right about her. In her Tinder pics she looks really hot, but in real life she is a lot bigger, and what was with that low tranny voice? Not good. I just wasn’t feeling it. I would have to drink a LOT of cocktails for Andrea to start to resemble her profile pics on Tinder. So I figured what the hell, I was already here and the drinks were flowing. She wasn’t that hot but at least I was someplace where nobody knew me.

Then the manager from the restaurant where my daughter works suddenly comes through the door and walks right up to me and says hello using my name.

Now I’m made. He can see who I’m with and now everybody there knows my name.

Andrea starts telling me about her life. She hates her job and wants to leave Philly. (Probably a good idea for us all.) She was seeing some crazy drug dealer loser guy. He’s suicidal, and does tons of coke. It’s bad, and she’s not much better.  I always thought if you did a bunch of cocaine you were skinny. Certainly not the case here.

After awhile we’re getting pretty tipsy. We went outside for a cigarette. She was on me like a northern pike hitting the bait. So I’m making out with her and people are walking by on Ranstead and she just pulls her boobs out. She’s losing her shit. She wants to take me back behind the building and give me a blowjob.

Yea. Great. I’ll just go stand behind my daughter’s manager’s Mercedes-Benz and you can give me oral. What if he walks outside and sees that shit? That’s not going to be good for me or anybody. Now, if this was Los Angeles and it was 1982, yea I’d be down for that, but not now. That’s gross. Sure, I’m flattered that she’s turned on enough from my words and the alcohol to want to blow me in a filthy alley, but no. Just no. I don’t roll like that.

She’s drunk. We go back inside and we’re in the vestibule and all sorts of things are happening with lips and fingers. If somebody comes through either door, we’re going to jail. So after that brief encounter, we go back inside. I kind of want to go home. In the right environment, some S&M play could be fun with her, but I’m just not getting a good vibe from her in this moment. She’s calling me daddy and all that shit. She says she loves older men, etc. I tell her I have an early sales meeting in the morning that I have to travel to so we should wrap it up. (A bold-faced lie)

She wants to go back to my place and have sex. Great idea. I can see it now. Me walking through the door to my apartment with Andrea and my daughter sitting on the sofa.

“Hi Lorelei. Daddy’s just going to take this fat, drunk bitch back to his room and tie her up. Then you’re going to hear a lot of slapping and squishing sounds. You’re also going to hear Daddy say a bunch of really foul sexually degrading things to this woman, so you better put your ear buds in and crank that shit up.”

No. Not happening. We pay the bill, and we walk over to 18th Street. I hail her a taxi and send her on her way. I was actually relieved when she was gone.

If somebody I met and was in a relationship wanted to experiment with some things, I’d be down with that, but Andrea just isn’t that person.

Update! She appeared at the salon tonight for a tan before she goes to L.A!

She’s leaving Philly for good!

 

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