At a hotel restaurant, I saw an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezed, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by me and I snatched it from the air and handed it back to her.
“This is so embarrassing,” she said, as she popped her eye back into place. “I’m so sorry to disturb you. Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?”
I nodded.
The woman was a stimulating conversationalist, a stunning, lovely woman, and I found that we had a lot in common.
I got her phone number and asked, “You’re the most charming woman I’ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every man you meet?”
“No.” she replied. “You just happened to catch my eye.”
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