A Unique Gift – Chapter 19

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Beautician says Sperm is the Key to Glowing Skin

  • The beautician says it’s one of her secret weapons for fighting acne and wrinkles.

A celebrity facialist to the stars has revealed her secret weapon for fresh, glowing skin: human semen.

Chelsee Lewis, who has been in the beauty industry for over 22 years, says she’s worked with celebrities like Stella McCartney and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Penning a guide to skincare for the Daily Mail, Lewis revealed some of her best kept secrets – including applying sperm to reduce acne and wrinkles.

“Sexual intercourse helps the stress hormone but also helps to balance the hormones and improve collagen production. But you can go one step further with a sperm mask. Yes, you heard right!” she wrote for the news outlet.

“Using your partner’s sperm as a mask is full of a compound called spermine, which is an antioxidant which can help reduce wrinkles, smooth the skin, prevent acne or spots and give you overall healthy-looking skin.”

Lewis is not the first to promote sperm facials. Former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief Helen Gurley Brown famously advised women to “spread semen over your face [because it’s] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask – and he’ll be pleased.”

However, dermatologist Doris Day told Cosmopolitanshe has doubts about the benefits of rubbing semen into one’s face.

“It’s not necessarily something that can penetrate the skin in any way beyond what a regular moisturiser can do,” she says.

“The water in the semen, as it dries off on your skin, could leave your skin drier. If you have rosacea, you should be careful.”

Lewis didn’t give the Daily Mail specifics on how exactly she recommends getting the sperm onto the face – perhaps a case of personal preference.

She also included some more mainstream advice, like splashing iced water on your skin.

“It will leave your skin feeling tighter and brighter, and your makeup will sit beautifully.”

In 2018, it became rather du jour for celebrities to get foreskin facials – a treatment derived from stem cells taken from the discarded foreskins of newborn babies in Korea.

That treatment cost about US$650.

Or, just text me, and I’ll do the treatment for free.

(Sorry… all I have is what’s on draft… lol!)

 

 

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California Dreamin’ – 1982 to 1984 – Frank – Lost Breakfast

Not me in this one but my roommate/band mate, Frank. He struck gold while suitably plastered up in West Hollywood.

He woke up the next day, in a strange apartment. Pleased with himself that he was not alone. Lying next to him was a beautiful babe from the night before. Frank, still suitably enamored, offered to cook her breakfast, tackling the short walk to the store for bacon and eggs by himself.

Alas, all was not well and after 2 hours of knocking on doors he realized he had totally forgotten where she lived.

He called me from a payphone on Sunset while he was walking to the store and told me that he couldn’t remember whether her name was either, ‘Emma’ or ‘Anna’. Then called me again in a panic some time later while looking for her house asking what two names he’d told me she might be called having forgotten both of those as well.

He returned home to me and our stinking apartment where he prepared breakfast for us both with a heavy heart and the bluest of balls.

It was delicious, but he never saw her again.

 

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