Dating and Relationship Advice – 100 Pick Up Lines That Don’t Work

Pick ups lines don’t work, and no matter how hard we try to drill that into your head, we still get requests every week for the magic line. Below is a list of 100 of the best pick up lines I’ve come across. If they work for you, consider yourself lucky, but they can be good for a laugh or two if the situation warrants their use.

 

  1. Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world

2. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

3.Is your last name Gillette because you’re the best a man can get.

4.Do you have a boyfriend?Are you taking applications?

5.That outfit is horrible take it off right now.

6.You see my friend over there?He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

7.Are you a Pentecostal because I want to speak in tongues with you.

8.Baby I’m like Taco Bell, I’ll spice up your night.

9.Excuse me can you step into the light over here.Why?So I can check you out.

10.Someone pass the tartar sauce because you’re quite a catch.

11.Damn Sugar slow down! I’m diabetic!

12.You’re so hot you’re making my beer warm.

13.If you were a pill I’d overdose.

14.Give the girl your hand and say, “Will you hold onto this for me while I take a walk?”

15.Are you a fisherman because you got me hooked.

16.Are you an alien because that ass is out of this world.

17.You look like my first wife.Her: “How many wives have you had?” You: None yet.

18.If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

19.Baby whatever you’re serving you better give me double.

20.I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

21.You smell, let’s go take a shower.

22.Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you’re made from the best stuff on earth.

23.Are you on America’s most wanted because you’re on the top of my list.

24.I just realized this, but you look just like my next girlfriend.

25.We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly.

26.If you were an Oreo you would be double stuffed.

27.Santa must have come early this year because you were first on my list.

28.Is this the Matrix because I think you’re the One.

29.My phones feeling a little empty, how about I fill it up with your number.

30.Excuse me you dropped this.Her: “What’s that?”You: Conversation let’s pick it up over there.

31.POOF!I’m here what are your other two wishes?

32.Can I be your butter on your bread?

33.Do you have tickets?To the gun show! (Flex your arms)

34.Do you have a piece of tape?Because I’m ripped! (Flex)

35.Have you had a shower lately?You look like a dirty girl.

36.You have an onion butt.It makes me want to cry.

37.I know my calculus, you plus me equals us.

38.Do you have the time? She gives you the current time. No I meant the time to write down my number.

39.They call me Milk because I do a body good.

40.I’m like a power plant, hard to shut down and I can turn you on anytime.

41.They call me Elmo, you can tickle me anytime.

42.I must be a hunter because I just found a fox.

43.Nice you have arms, me too!We should hook up sometime.

44.Do you want a hot dog to go with those buns?

45.I’m the type of guy you can start a family with.

46.You look good enough for me to give my last name to.

47.I got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?

48.I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

49.Want to compare tan lines?

50.Girl you’re my honey on my bunches of oats.

51.What’s that on you butt?My eyes.

52.If I had a dollar for every girl I’ve seen as hot as you, I’d have one dollar.

53.You better change the lock, because I’m the key to your heart.

54.If you were a meat market, you would be the prime rib.

55.Are you a zoo because you bring the animal out in me.

56.Hey officer give me a ticket because I’m in your restricted area.

57.Your beauty blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

58.If you were words on a page you would be the fine print.

59.You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

60.Are you a parking ticket?You got fine written all over you.

61.I make more money then you can spend.

62.Did you fart because you blew me away.

63.If you were a booger I would pick you first.

64.Hi I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me.

65.Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

66.Do you have any raisins?Ok how about a date then?

67.I think I’m gay, want to prove me wrong?

68.You’re like a prize wining fish, I don’t know if I should eat your or mount you.

69.So, you want to make out?

70.I only have 12 hours to live, don’t let me die a virgin.

71.You must be part ninja because that ass is kicking.

72.Your eyes are a mystery, I’d like to be your detective.

73.Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink.

74.My love for you is like diarrhea, it never ends.

75.What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?My zipper.

76.Let me see your palm, I want to read your future.Write your phone number on her hand.There’s your future.

77.Do you raise chickens for a living, because you sure did raise my cock.

78.I’m just a pirate looking for some booty.

79.Do you want to go behind that rock over there and get a little boulder (bolder).

80.Are you a pitcher because I love the way you throw those curves.

81.They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

82.My mouth hurts, will you kiss it.

83.Want to go halves on a bastard?

84.If I was Peter Pan you would be my happy thought.

85.I really like your peaches, can I shake your tree?

86.Do you mind if I hang out here until it is safe back where I farted?

87.Do you like bacon?Wanna strip?

88.Can you do me a favor?Stay beautiful until next time I see you.

89.I’m like Motel Six, I’ll leave the light on for you.

90.Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!

91.Can I have a band aid?I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

92.I want to be your paramedic; I’m mouth to mouth certified.

93.You’re a piece of eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.

94.I’m not much of a romantic so I’ll get straight to the point, “Want to make out?”

95.You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did.

96.Your mom was pretty good so I figured you would be too.

97.Are you a slot machine because I would like to take a chance.

98.Let’s fight under the covers.

99.I may not be Santa Claus but I’ll stuff your stockings.

100.I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

Some of these were laugh out loud funny.

Just say hello.

Let me know if you have any to add to the list or lines you’ve used to meet someone.

 

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Celebrity Sightings – Sheena Parveen – Philly Weather Girl -Part 1

Sheena Parveen is a beautiful American TV show host as well as a presenter.  Working for NBC 10 as the network’s meteorologist and reporter

Early Years & Career

She was born on September 23, 1987, in India. Her mother was an American real estate employee and her father was an Indian computer programmer. She is mixed ancestry of German and Indian. She holds American nationality. She follows Christian religion. She belongs to a white ethnic background. She spent most of her childhood days in Florida.

Sheena Parveen Wiki, Bio, Married, Husband or Boyfriend

Quick Information

Date of Birth/Birthday May 23, 1987
Age 30 Years 6 Month(s)
Nationality American
Profession/Occupation Meteorologist
Working For/Engaged On TV Presenter
Husband/Spouse N/A
Married Not Yet
Divorced No
Boyfriend/Dating Not Disclosed
Gay/Lesbian No
Ethnicity White
Net Worth $3 Million Dollars
Height/Tall 5′ 2″
Weight 47 Kg.
Body Measurements 34-28-36 inches

Sheena Parveen is an American TV show host and presenter, who was born on September of 1987. She was born to an Indian father, who was an Indian computer programmer and an American real estate employee mother.

Parveen is a Christian by religion and belongs to a mixed ethnicity. Her childhood days were spent in Florida, and she studied meteorology at the Florida State University.

Having a keen interest in space and weather cast, she also studied mathematics.

Being an only child she had a wonderful childhood. She has mixed ancestry of German and Indian, but her nationality is American.

She attended the Florida State University and studied meteorology there. At the very young age, she had an interest in space and weather. She also has a minor in mathematics. While she was in school, she was on the school volleyball team. She also loved dancing. She first started her career working with MSBC-TV in Florida. Then she worked for NBC. She also hosts weather reports at 11 a.m. and evening broadcast at 5 p.m. on NBC 10. She is considered one of the highest paid TV personality. As of 2016, Sheena Parveen’s net worth is estimated to be $3 million dollars.

Although she is a famous media personality, information about her personal life is hardly available online. She was rumored to have had affairs with TV personas like William Green and Hugh Jackson, but all those incidents didn’t seem to last long.

She played volleyball in her school and was on the school team as well. Her interest also included dancing, and she did a bit of stage act as well.

She has appeared in several TV shows and hosts her show as well. She is one of the famous TV hosts at the time.

Having started her career with ABC’s associate MSBC- TV in Florida, she currently works for NBC Washington. She left NBC10 and left Philly for something good.

She was also said to be dating actor Jason Statham as she was seen with him on several occasions. But the rumors were later dismissed as she had only met him during one of her news coverage.

Despite all the rumors and speculations about her relationship status, there is no confirmation about her dating anyone at present. It looks like she does not want to have a boyfriend or a husband and she is not married. So there is no chance of her having children or getting a divorce.

This sexy lady surely has hot legs, but she is not a very tall woman. Her height is about 5 feet and 2 inches. Her last recorded weight was 47 kg, around 100 pounds. She has a very likable face and a hot figure.

Her personality is enhanced with that captivating smile she possesses. She has shiny black eyes, and although her natural hair color isn’t known, she has tawny hair.

This beautiful and charismatic woman has a hot physique and a curvaceous body. Her body measurements read 34-28-36 inches.

She also has long and smooth legs, which can be seen whenever she appears on the show in short skirts.

She has average sized feet, and her shoe size is 7, standard American size. There are some sexy pictures of her in her swim wears and bikinis, where she has revealed more of her attractive body.

Sheena left NBC10 and headed to WRC-TV which is also owned by NBC. However, people she worked with did miss her presence in the channel.

The show had to go on and they have found the replacement. Even though, the contributions of Sheena can’t be replaced, only the continuity is contributed by the new one. Sheena had joined NBC10 in 2011, who replaced her?

Tammie Souza replaced Sheena.

Look at her Twitter and you will get all the updates from her new channel. From the direction of the wind to the temperature, you will get updated and will understand in detail about the environment.

 

Tune in tomorrow where you’ll read how I met her! (And I’ve got the pictures to prove it!)

 

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